Deep Thoughts

I needed a good laugh today, so I am sharing these here in case you do too...

deep thoughts... by jack handy

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."

"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

"If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic."

"Sometimes, when I lie in bed at night and look up at the stars, I think to myself, "Man! I really need to fix that roof."

"It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE...

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."